well...
this is an interesting take on pong, it needs better collision detection, sometimes when i was near one of the clouds but not touching them i would die. the music was ok but there should be a mute button and maybe a small selection of different tracks. i'd like to see the major improvements you have planned.
dont tell your parents about this review
great job, I can't hear a brittish accent now without pissing my pants and getting the strange sensation that i'll have to answer questions. I knew brits were evil, but trying to get me to turn on my webcam? that's diabolical!! and here's a clue buddy, kids need more than fruit, they need cartoons and meat and vegetables and batteries for all their loud obnoxious toys. they don't need to be scared of brittish people, keep in mind that "strangers" who want to do harm are smart, they will blend in with everyone else. good idea, poor execution.
lacking lacking lacking
the music was good, but trying to dressup a naked hedgehog? its more like "customize a sonic" and why is he shooting a laser through his ear? there isn't much to "dress" sonic up in and even when you do, whats the point? there have to be some original ideas out there for dressup games. this is just like every other dressup out there except it has less to dress with than most. don't take this personally but there are plenty of unoriginal dressup games out there that have more content. dressup games NEED something new, some kind of goal, some new interactivity, some kind of function.
i agree with your review, but dress up games really have no purpose.
except for a select few, they are just to dress characters up.
I needed that
not bad, not great, good though. it lacks in graphics but I like the "hurt-o-meter" its somewhat detailed in what you can do to the guy, I would also like to be able to throw a wooden crate at him though lol. The main flaw to these "simulated abuse" games is that they really lack depth to the gameplay. You have some variety and these games really need that. If you really want to overhaul this genre, try actual locations, like a garage with power tools or a kitchen with lots of interesting stabby things, and maybe make a whole body to mutilate, like you can use a fork on a kneecap, or a power drill right in the stomach, just plain punching the guy should always be an option though. I hope these ideas help you or someone else at least. There's a lot of unexplored territory to simulated abuse games. I liked this game but there's really no depth. 3/5
pretty good
I liked the music, X-Deaths theme from FF5, but it cut out after the 1st level, graphics were good, although unlike the title suggests, I was shooting spiders, not vampires. I also liked the frenzy that came in the 1st and 3rd levels. This game is a good 5 minute time waster. It lacks depth and variety, both weapons and enemies and it doesn't add anything new to the genre, but all around it kept me playing to the end. It was pretty short but that works for this game because it lacks variety, I honestly wouldn't have sat through 10 levels. I like your style and if you just want to make casual play games you're on the right track and doing great. Add a couple elements to the gameplay like some kind of holy bomb or different weapons and more different enemies if you want to make a longer game. Overall I liked this game. 3/5
what the crap?
I like yuyu hakusho, and i like video games, the 2 should go together well, but this combination didnt go together well at all, floating heads? blob shooting? cave navigation? side scrolling? have you seen the show??? this game is one failed attempt after another. I've wasted time a lot of different ways, but i think you owe me 45 seconds of my life back for this.
seen better
nice graphics though the enemies were a bit small, needs ways to upgrade and I ran out of rockets too quickly
i liked it
nice 2 player game, 1 play mode would be nice but it seems like you went entirely for a 2 player game which isn't bad. I like the element of strategy. there are a few other games like this but the idea hasn't been overdone, this keeps the pace with others like it, only in 2 player. this genre needs an upgrade but this should tide many fans over until then. 3/5
back to the drawing board
lets face it, windows sucks, but there are better spoofs out there, windows crashes a lot, it doesn't need a button to help it crash. try more variety. Youve got the right idea but windows has gotten better since xp came out, but there are still many flaws to be humorously exploited. look at the service packs and security flaws. Windows is still famous for its complete lack of malware virus and spyware protection. look at all the new "vista" OS's. try again and try something new.
what in the ass was that?
i dont know if you were trying to do an AYB there but it didn't work, it is not suitable for all ages, it is not suitable for anyone but you, i hope when youre burning in hell for this, you are forced to repeatedly play this game over and over again, only the balloon is real and its full of salt and it pops when you find it and salt gets in your eyes and it really really hurts.
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